You might think of the web-development area (or sphere if you will) as some sort of a circus. For example.
Then there are a bunch of trained monkeys of Ruby kids (yes my agile friends we are :)). ASP.NET folks will be gipsy fortune-tellers, barely connected with the reality and no-one listen to them. And there are bears on monocycles in silly turkish hats, those are the PHP people (you are comrades, you are).
Clowns! Those will be the web-architects. Just like the real clowns, they barely can do a thing properly, and yet, they think they own the circus.